Peter is revisiting Tae Bo after a four year hiatus. He is reviewing the workout options on the DVD menu.
Peter: What is a fat boner?
Me: WHAT?
Peter: The fat boner.
Me: How is it spelled?
Peter: F-A-T B-U-R-N-E-R.
Me: Not the same, baby. Not the same.
On the phone.
Peter: What are you doing?
Me: Nothing.
Peter: Why?
Me: I don't feel good.
Peter: That happens a lot.
