Thursday, January 31, 2013

A little PG13

Peter is revisiting Tae Bo after a four year hiatus.  He is reviewing the workout options on the DVD menu.

Peter: What is a fat boner?
Peter: The fat boner.
Me: How is it spelled?
Peter: F-A-T B-U-R-N-E-R.
Me: Not the same, baby.  Not the same.

On the phone.

Peter: What are you doing?
Me: Nothing.
Peter: Why?
Me: I don't feel good.
Peter: That happens a lot.