Peter has a condition called the Photic Sneeze Reflex, which means he usually sneezes when he's first exposed to bright light, especially sunlight. It also apparently damages his memory since, for the first three years I knew him, he explained after every Photic sneeze, "I'm allergic to the light." After awhile, it drove me bonkers, which I think he mistakenly interprets as disbelief.
Peter: (walking into the bright bathroom from the dim living room): Achoo!
Me: You're allergic to the light!
Peter: That's right! You Google it! (These sentences all have exclamation points because we're shouting across the house)
Me: I believe you! I don't need to Google it!
Peter: You Google it!
Me: Fine! (fake typing) I Google it! I believe you!
Peter: You never did anything that fast in your entire life!
Me: Fine! (Google) Okay, it's on Wikipedia, it must be real!
I am with a student who is interning as an MD. He's got some famous quote he wants to translate into English.
Deak: How does this sound? "Life is the hymen between matter and spirit."
Me: (cough) Um, you need to look up that word again.
Deak: Which word?
Deak: ...oh. Well, ah...
Me: Never mind.
And finally, I saw this sign on the back of a car the other day. I wasn't quick enough with my camera, but someone else was! Thanks to Asia Insider Photos for this picture!
Watch where you step! Happy New Year!