Tuesday, February 21, 2012


At the vet...

Peter: We have to give Max half of this pill tonight.  If he poops worm tonight, we give him the other half in a week.  If he doesn't, we give it to him in a month.
Me: Boy, I hope he doesn't poop worms.
Peter: Me too.  They can really be harmful for dogs.
Me: Yeah...
Peter: And of course, our neighbors' dogs could get them from him.
Me: Yeah...
Peter: They're probably bad for the environment.
Me: Yeah.  Listen.  That's true and all, but the only reason I don't want him to poop worms is because it would be really, really gross.
Peter: Totally.

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