Peter and I are watching TV. Except, as usual, we're not so much watching it as sitting in front of it ignoring it and talking. We are watching an episode of Mythbusters about the 5 second rule.
Peter: What's the 5 second rule?
Me: That you can eat something off the floor if it's been there less than 5 seconds.
Peter: I would never do that.
Me: I used to believe in that.
Peter: Why'd you stop?
Me: I stopped right around the time I became responsible for cleaning my own floors. Would you eat off your grandma's floor? She's really clean.
Peter: She is, but I wouldn't eat off her floor, because she's crazy. She does mop twice a day, though.
Peter: Yeah, everyone on that side of the family does. They're a little anal. My grandfather used to yell at me for watching TV and reading the newspaper at the same time.
Peter: He said it was a waste of electricity. Also he wouldn't ever let me sit on the bed with my pants on.
Peter: He said the only thing that should go on the bed is your body in pajamas. Your street clothes are dirty. He also didn't let me put my school bag on the bed. Or any food.
Me: Is that why everyone takes their pants off whenever they go to your grandparents' house?
Peter: Yeah. Anal. I never told you before, but it kind of bothers me, too.
Me: You told me before.
Peter: I did?
Me: Remember when I was packing to go to America and I put my suitcase on the bed?
Peter: It had been in storage for a year!
Me: I dusted it! You're turning into your grandfather.
Me: Wait a few more years, then you'll start turning into your father.
Peter: What's wrong with that?
Me: Nothing, but I'm turning into my mother.
Peter: So it'd be like your mother was married to my father...
Me: Yeah, that wouldn't work at all.
Peter: I think we discovered where divorce comes from.
Peter's family are lovely people. They have a quirk or two, like the rest of us. Pants are generally removed only when wearing long johns underneath, in the winter, which is not (too) unusual here. My mother and his father are lovely, caring people, but definitely not made for each other!