Two days ago I scrubbed the heck out of my refrigerator. For those of you who don't know, The Heck is a fungus that lives in the refrigerators of lazy people. You've probably heard of it, every so often somewhere in the world someone opens a refrigerator and says, "What? The Heck is in here!" and someone else says, "Get The Heck out of my fridge!" If that's not ringing a bell for you, you may be asking yourself "What The Heck is she talking about?" You'll just have to take my word for it.
So I scrubbed the refrigerator within an inch of it's life (In An Inch Of Its Life is the best cleaner available for getting The Heck out of your fridge) and now it's all pearly and shiny. However, because I have a memory like a---what's that animal? Well, like something---I forgot all about it until I opened the fridge tonight. I don't get in the fridge often because all that's in there is an iffy ear of corn, a package of bacon and a pitcher of ice water. So it was nice to surprise myself with cleanliness. It beats the heck out of a dirty fridge.
Seriously. Surprise is very toxic to The Heck. Ta ta!