Monday, February 07, 2011

Armchair Survivalists

In the horror movie, Dead End, the father and daughter have just gotten out of the car and decided to continue on foot and cut through the woods.

Movie Daughter: I don't think this is a good idea.
Movie Father: Remember what you said!  Every time we stop someone dies.  We should keep moving.
Me: You aren't dying because you're stopping, you're dying because---
Peter (in unison): ---you're getting out of the car!
Me: We could totally survive a horror movie.
Peter: Totally.

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