Me: What would you think if someone else fell in love with me?
Peter: I'd be mad.
Me: At me?
Peter: No. You can't help it if someone else falls for you.
Me: Mad at him? Or her?
Peter: No. I'd be mad at your parents.
Peter: Because they gave you a good face.
Peter: Yeah. If you weren't hot someone might fall for you after talking to you for, like, a few hours.
Peter: Otherwise you wouldn't have a chance, unless you were hot.
Me: You shoulda quit while you were ahead.