I am asking Peter questions from an online dyslexia test. He has to rate the statements from 1 to 5.
Me: The subject often asks to have statements repeated or explained.
Peter: What does that mean?
Peter and I are walking down the street in Beijing with the sun at our backs making fun of each other (which of course is part of a healthy relationship). Peter has a genetic trait that is harmless but very, very bizzare.
Peter: You walk too slow.
Me: You sneeze like a mutant.
Me: Normal people sneeze like "achoo." You sneeze like "ka-plah," like you're spitting out sour milk.
Peter: Fine, you want to see me sneeze?
Peter stops walking and turns around to face the bright afternoon sun. Nothing happens for about ten seconds. Then his face starts to change, until suddenly...
Me: See, I told you. Mutant.
Peter: I'm still faster than you.